Monday, September 26, 2005

Girls, do you agree?

from a prep service i use for work. please feel free to reply with your comments. I have to say, I agree with a lot of these.

5 Things We'd Rather Not Know About You (women to men)

I've heard women say, "I hope he doesn't ruin everything when he talks -- I hope he's not an idiot." There are just some things a woman doesn't want to know in order for her to remain attracted to you. It's more what men don't say that makes them hot, rather than what they say.

So here are five things we'd really rather not know, from Netscape.com.
1. The Dirty Details of Your Sexual History - Bragging about the Night of Seven Times, that initiation into the Mile High Club, that almost-a-threesome won't get you any closer to doing it again with us. Unless it's a really big issue that will affect us (like your health status), keep your mouth shut.
2. Where You Hide the Porn -- We know you have it. But not knowing where lets us pretend you stopped needing it when we arrived on the scene.
3. You Still Have Mementos from Your Ex - If she finds a picture of naked woman you once dated, let's say, she'll start worrying that she doesn't measure up, that you're still in love with your ex and that your entire relationship is endangered. It's not like we don't keep our old boyfriend's love letters. We just hide them better than you.
4. About Your Weird Fantasies - Some fantasies are great for sharing and enjoying together. But some are better kept secret. A good rule of thumb: if you think we'll freak out about something kinky in your past, we probably will.
5. About Your Solo Sex Life -- We know it happens, but we don't need the details on duration, frequency and the means by which you achieve your solo satisfaction.

And speaking of, there are some things we don't want to see, either...
We don't want to witness you...
...scratching your balls
...peeing in the sink or shower
...puking in the toilet - hold your liquor for the love of God -- there's nothing quite like seeing your big, strong man drunk and helpless.
...begging for forgiveness (you shouldn't have done whatever it is you're begging for forgiveness for!)
...cry over nothing.

Poll: What don't you want to know about your significant other? What would you rather not see?

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