things I need to get around to writing

open letter to my new upstairs neighbor on how to please be a better neighbor and quiet because I get up at 3:45 am on weekdays and take afternoon naps, too.
(oh, and the P.S. to that - I haven't taken up smoking, so why does my apartment smell like it?)

the magical pile of not-quite-dirty, not-quite-clean clothing we all have (which is different from the pile of 2- and 3-day-old jeans)

my trip to NH and what 3 days of being in my parents' house with my siblings (and some of their SOs) was like

I hate lazy people... and people who try to get away with doing as little as possible.

Why do hard-working people with thoughts and opinions and voices often not get as far (in the world, career-wise, etc) as useless yes-men?

Cooking for one sucks.

Why is being healthy more expensive than being out of shape and eating poorly?

If the world loves big boobs so much, why are the bras so GD expensive compared to those for small chested ladies?