THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS
found this whilst surfing the web:
THE ORACLE OF STARBUCKS
You tell it your drink, it tells you about you:
My current drinks are a grande soy latte (hot) or an iced venti soy chai. It's because I had to give up dairy for health reasons. Still, this is pretty funny.
Behold the Oracle's wisdom:
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks grande soy latte should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
posted by jess @ 5:57 PM
1 Comments:
hahaha! That was hilarious! Not an ounce of truth :P
Here is what mine said:
Personality type: Ass-clown
You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Venti Vanilla Latte ends up addicted to crack.
Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars
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